The Steven Cliffe Show

EPISODE #80 – WHALE BOMB

Steven Cliffe — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 12:35:37 +0000

Just a short show this week to make up for missing Tuesday, Duffie is back and we cover fast internet – virgin media – blowing whales up – insuring your hair – new TV’s – 3D – our new t-shirts – vuvuzela being banned – entertaining TV – burning the jungle and much more.

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EPISODE #79 – FUCK THE WORLD

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:18:54 +0000

This week i am joined by James and Dean we talk Deans new catchphrase – putting cats in bins – breaking in to houses and getting in to bed – shaving you balls – looking after your body – we make a song called fuck the world – stupid shows on ustream and much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #78 HOUSTON CALLING

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 22:35:19 +0000

In the studio this week are James, Dean & Jamie-C. We cover – Korean world cup punishment – jumping under trains – painting over dead animals – rabid vampire bats – james says sorry – .xxx domains – Tshirts – Deans break up – a new Dean Vs – how much Susan Boyle earns and much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #77 – I LIKE BALLS

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 22:11:06 +0000

This week’s show is a cracker. James and Jamie-c join me and James gets drunk, we also cover mike Tyson gets sewed – Naomi Campbell – Lindsay Lohan- Jay-c’s hols – making guns legal – running for mayor ship – playing with balls – loving MacDonald’s and much more enjoy

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EPISODE #76 – GREAT IDEAS

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 21:40:33 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show. James joins me this week as we have a celebration. We talk old dead men – Christmas – snowing in July – ideas I have had – Dean Calls in to sing – we launch a new competition – old tweeters – facebook – stuck with pins in you and much more kids. Enjoy

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EPISODE #75 – FLYING DONKYS

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:23:09 +0000

WELCOME TO THIS WEEK’S SHOW, TONIGHT I AM JOINED BY JAMES AND DEAN, WE COVER MEL GIBSON – PARASAILING DONKEY – TOPLESS TOBOGGANING – TOP 5 NAKED SPORTS – DEAN VS – MAN MARRIES PILLOW – MAN HAS SEX WITH DOG – FIRE ENGINE JOYRIDE – DARTH VADER ROBS BANK – PAUL THE OCTOPUS MOVIE .ENJOY

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EPISODE #74 – EMPIRE STATE OF GLASGOW

Steven Cliffe — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:53:02 +0000

Hay welcome to this week’s show, The Duff man is back after his month off and it’s good to see him. This week we catch up with the big man – porn stars giving out free blowjobs – neds in Glasgow – songs about Glasgow – how to have a good looking baby – training for the Olympics – a football fan wins £1 m – Paul the octopus – and much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #73 – HEART BREAKER

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:18:48 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show. I am joined by Dean and Jamie-c this week. We cover Labron James – death by stoning – the world cup – flight attendants rapping – cooking a baby – ripping someone’s heart out – another round of Dean Vs – Gazza helping people and much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #72 – INDIA CALLING

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:46:41 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show kids. We have a packed house this week with James, Dean and Jamie-C joining me. This week we cover the iPhone 4 – 1 of Jedward breaking there leg live on TV – Facebook sponsoring England – Go Daddy – Deans podcast – Retards singing – dean tries to prove he can sing – Indian call centres and much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #71 – GYM WORKOUTS

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 22:06:28 +0000

What’s up fuckers Duffie is away so James is standing in and boy dose he step up when it counts, we talk world cup – Steven says sorry to a fan – Cornish fishermen making songs – pirate metal – Obama drinking beer – me helping you at the gym – iphone 4 – selling your baby in Wal-Mart and much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #70 – EAT DA POO POO ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 21:26:46 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show kids. This week Duffie and James join me. We talk buying a unicorn – seman dying – IOS4 – pocket pussys – touching your dick – eating the poo poo – world cup – the human centipede movie and how wrong it is (but we will still watch it) and more kids. Enjoy

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EPISODE #69 – TROLOLOLO

Steven Cliffe — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 10:20:21 +0000

Steve and Duff are here once again to entertain you kids, we talk about the beer we love – the world cup – the competition in the European podcast awards – the best music video ever – you tube – alternative commentary – apps – my birthday – vuvuzela’s and much more, enjoy

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EPISODE #68 – FAT BIRD FALL

Steven Cliffe — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:27:43 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show kids, Duffie is here as always, wazzupppppp we talk things that need brought back – fat birds falling on their face – some classic games – we talk god – we think of new podcasts to make – catching a computer virus – fucking paintballing and much more!!!

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EPISODE #67 – DONUT & GOD

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 21:55:39 +0000

Welcome to this weeks show. Today Duffie and Chef Dean join me. We discuss – Deans new podcast – annoying oranges – the Queen on twitter – donuts + god and how they go hand in hand – 2 year olds smoking 40 a day – how much we are worth as a show – copyrighting tag lines and much much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #66 – GAGA ROCKET

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 25 May 2010 21:48:15 +0000

Alright kids here is this week’s show, Duffie joins me as always and on this week’s show, Lady gaga talking shit – my broke TV – spin class – random finding of fans – fan art – UFC -lost – fans call in – our new feedback system – how extra shows are coming and so much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #65 – BIEBER BOOPER

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 18 May 2010 21:45:43 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show kids. Duffie joins me as always. On today’s show we cover what happens when we have dead air – 8 year old preachers – Halo 2 on Xbox live – Justin Bieber being stupid – giving to the poor – smoking – the gym – Sudoku being pointless and much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #64 – LOST TV

Steven Cliffe — Sat, 15 May 2010 17:41:45 +0000

Welcome kids Duffie joins me this week on this random Saturday show, we cover being British – what to do in Britain – our new government – TV shows we love and have been cancelled – how the internet sucks – why we love TV more than politics and much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #63 – LEAKING IN A BOX

Steven Cliffe — Thu, 06 May 2010 21:07:16 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show, James and Duffie are here, we cover elections – voting – leaking oil – European podcast awards – having babies with you grand kids – hanging upside down – following porn on twitter and much much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #62 – PROPHET BLACK OUT

Steven Cliffe — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:25:45 +0000

This week’s show I am joined by James. we have a catch up on why he aint been on for weeks and what the fuck is up with him, why he has been on his back for a week, Rob from NEANDERTHAL RADIO calls in for a catch up, we talk about the elections that are taking place next week, why Gordon Brown has fucked up, we cover south parks bit of bother there in, a stupid ass sailor and a mum who left her kids 90p in her will, and much much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #61 – PARENT PUNKING

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 21:39:27 +0000

This week I am joined by Duffie as normal. We talk a load about volcano’s erupting and the whole of Europe freaking out and not flying, what it would be like to wake up with a Chinese accent, what accent you would want to have and not have, how your parents could punk you over 19 years, how much you would pay for a taxi, duff tells up about his new project and we tell you about a trip we could be making next year. Enjoy

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EPISODE #60 BEER WALKOUT

Steven Cliffe — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:20:40 +0000

Welcome to the show for this week, Duffie is with me as always this week. we talk about drinking on the job, how stupid striking is, Elections, KFC’s new sweet ass burger, Gordon Ramsey and David Beckham hanging out, Duff’s poker life, football, rubbish excuses for getting out of driving tickets and much much more . Enjoy

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EPISODE #59 – EASTER MAN HUNT

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 21:39:10 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show, this week I am being double duffed and Duffie and his brother Craig join me in the studio. We cover Easter and how hunting for eggs could find you a dead person, the new DR Who, reality TV and how stupid it is getting, April fools day and what we all fell for, tiger Woods come back and how much pussy he is getting this week, the new iPad and elections and if it’s worth it. Enjoy

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EPISODE #58 SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 22:03:39 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show, Duffie joins me in the studio this week. it would be easier to tell you what we don’t talk about this week but I won’t we cover, racoons eating dick, teachers getting shot for a laugh, kids recreating Scarface, the end of 24 and it’s a sad day, a theme park made of midgets, pepper spray and footballers, making songs about tacos, robbing some place and loosing you trousers in the process making £88 filming a movie and much much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #57 – NATIONAL MELTDOWN

Steven Cliffe — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:46:42 +0000

IF THIS IS YOUR 1ST SHOW IT’S NOT FOR YOU GO BACK AND LISTEN TO AN OLD SHOW!!! Welcome this week we talk a lot about a poker weekend we went to last week, we drank a lot we partied a lot we talked to pros we got filmed by big people and so much more, we covered this kid called the bare foot bandit and how shit some news readers are, 3D movies are they worth it, how a 5 year old can steel his mums car and so much more. Enjoy

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16-03-10 UPDATE

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:04:04 +0000

Well what a weekend we have had, we recorded a tone of stuff at the Live Pub Poker League national finals, we got interviewed buy Ladbrokes TV, we interviewed pro poker player Jon ‘Skalie’ Kalmer, over the next few days I will be putting up all the audio, video’s and photos from the weekend stay tuned to find out how to find it all.

There will be no show tonight as we are still trying to set up the studio again, we will have one later this week and it will be huge trust me!!!

Steve

EPISODE #56 – PUSSY ENERGY

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:54:35 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show, Duffie is with me tonight. on today’s show we welcome sweet101rocks and K-IRB radio to us, we talk about selling and buying islands and what we would want from our island, giving away army plans on facebook, what phone the queen has, Duff upsets his sister, getting the rights to Yorkshire puddings, this drink we want sponsored by called pussy energy drink, are weekend ahead at the live pub poker league national finals and much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #55 – PLANE CRAZY

Steven Cliffe — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:31:05 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show, Duffie and James join me this week, we talk about Tiger Woods and his apology, Ashley Cole and why he is so god dam stupid, my mum calls in to shout at me for my bad language and about a TV programme she wants me to watch, why a plane that leaking fuel is not good, we have some exciting news about the future of the show, bullying in downing street and much much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #54 – LOVE IS IN THE AIR

Steven Cliffe — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:13:13 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show, Duffie and Stu join me in the studio this week, we try to discover how really old people knew when their birthday was, we talk ugly universities, winning £56 million and what you would do, celebs getting caught cheating, we have a song from a fan, adopting babies from Haiti, what TV show we want to be on, the black guys you find in toilets and much much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #53 COOKIE COOKIE

Steven Cliffe — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 10:54:57 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show myself and Duffie are rocking you socks off this week. We cover Portsmouth FC going bust and what it’s going to mean for the rest of the league, the guy who has set the record for going to jail the most time, we find some ground breaking music, a woman showing her tits, a man catching his 14 year old fucking, how not to fix you windscreen, we talk some more football, offering cigarettes in exchange for sex, and we tell you some HUGE show related news. Enjoy

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EPISODE #52 – BAKING BABIES

Steven Cliffe — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:46:24 +0000

Welcome to a special Sunday night show, James an 1st time guest minty join me in the studio. On today’s show we cover lots from my 3 hour late night co-hosting of random ass radio, how not to get kids out of Haiti, how crap it would be if you partner left you to become gay, are Mormons aloud in Vegas, we do a wrestling preview and we take your calls. Enjoy

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EPISODE #51 – ROFLMMFAO

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:49:28 +0000

Welcome to this weeks technical troubled show, Duffie joins me today as we try to come to you live, we cover how good it is to have 24 back on the TV and Heroes and lots more, why you have to have like 10 things to watch things, we talk about our death list, we catch a restaurant selling food from a cheap supermarket, where our TV licence fee goes and much more kids. Enjoy

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EPISODE #50 – FAT MURPHY

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:09:48 +0000

Welcome to this week’s show, me and Duffie are joined by 1st time guest Stuart. We cover loads in this show, A stupid taxi driver that gave back $21000, a gangster that has a fake dick, how we are not getting to se Jay Lo’s home movies, why a 2year old is on the terrorist watch list, we start are celebrity death list for 2010 and much much more

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EPISODE #49 – HIGH TECH SEX

Steven Cliffe — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:06:51 +0000

Duffie is back joining me this week and we are back doing it live as we kick off 2010′s shows. It would be easier to tell you what we don’t cover in this show but I won’t, we have a catch up and talk about how the fucking snow is doing my head in, why can you not carry 2 condoms in Washington, how not to park at a restaurant, why driving on ice is not good, smashing TV’s to get what you want, what to do with a $12.7m boat, the future of sex and much much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #48 – CHEESE WITH A BITE

Steven Cliffe — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:35:49 +0000

Happy New Year kids we are back and today James joins me in the studio, we have a review of all the big news from the last year from Obama to balloon boy. We talk about whether we would watch a porno that Susan Boyle made, I discovered a cheese with a bite, and we chat about what we got off Santa, enjoy

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EPISODE #47 XMAS EXTRAVAGANZA

Steven Cliffe — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:29:54 +0000

Just a short show for you today duffs not well and I dragged him in to the studio, we talk about xmas we track Santa on his only working day of the year (lazy fuck) we talk about how cool the snow is and Duff rants on about people who can’t drive in the snow, how shit I am at hand break turns and more kids. Enjoy and have a great Christmas peeps.

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EPISODE #46 X-RAGE

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:11:44 +0000

Duffie is with me in the studio today, we talk a lot about the battle for Christmas number 1 spot in the charts between the x-factor and rage against the machine, and we both do our bit and download RATM. We talk some more about Tiger Woods some more and we cover a new TV show we have found and much more. Enjoy

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EPISODE #45 BIRTHDAY BASH!

Steven Cliffe — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:47:25 +0000

Holly shit we are 1 year old, welcome to our birthday show kids I am joined by Duffie and James in the studio today. We get a chance to make a lot of money and try to work out if we should, we are looking forward to watching the world cup in 3D, how mad would you be if you got blown up in KFC and much much more so sit back relax and enjoy kids coz we are bringing the funny to your ears…

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EPISODE #44 – TIGER NO GOOD

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:15:49 +0000

Hay welcome to this week’s show, Duffie and James are in the studio tonight. We cover tiger woods little spot of bother, what you would say to Obama if you broke in to the white house ,the new season of 24 and we try to work out what the hell is twilight and new moon? Enjoy people

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EPISODE #43 DRIVING MADNESS

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:07:28 +0000

Duff and I are doing it solo again today. We talk about a shit load this week from football to death. We come up with a new game to make us some money and put it in to action, we talk about why it’s not good to break in to a house you have been charged for robbing before, we talk about when you should give up trying to pass you driving test. Enjoy

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EPISODE #42 NAME CHECK

Steven Cliffe — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:12:37 +0000

We are kicking it old skool this week with just me and Duffie in the studio, we talk about the army today and what’s going on with it at the moment and why they should stop moaning, be start a new segment called bad band of the week and we bring back some old ones, and we talk about some stupid fool that don’t know where he lives. Enjoy

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